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I am absolutely blown away by this place (and I ain’t only talking about Tobacco Road). It’s true when they say that everything is bigger in America. I was driving to Miami last night with a pretty good set of directions, thank God, and I was amazed by the sheer amount of concrete used in the construction of the highways. As an engineer (or just a generally inquisitive person), I am in awe at how all of this stuff is designed and built. I start thinking about it and then give up because it hurts my head.

I must also add however how unimpressed I am by some engineering efforts, especially in car design. I will have to review the Oldsmobile Alero in a following post and give my thoughts on just how crap I think it is. Thank *GOD* I am not paying the rent for that thing.

Anyhoo, I found my way to Tobacco Road ok. It’s a very narrow, long, 2 story building and its claim to fame is being the oldest bar in Miami. The place just absolutely oozes character. It has an outdoor beer garden, a downstairs section which normally accommodates a Jazz/Blues band, and upstairs is normally reserved for the rockier acts. Both floors have acts going at the same time. I started my night in the beer garden and some guy says to me “where are you from, Australia?” after he heard me talking on the phone. Now I befriended this guy called Mark who originally was from England but has lived in the US for the last 15 years or so. He’s a pretty funny chap – early 40s I think and an absolute geezer. He’s been going to Tobacco Road for the last 10 years and was absolutely amazed that I’d discovered Tobacco Road already, as it took him years before he found the place. I guess I’m just ahead of the curve 🙂 One very interesting thing that Mark the Englishman said was that Miami has very little original music performers. Most of the bands are cover bands, and he said this was probably because they get paid a lot more for that than they would performing original songs. Personally, I’m not a huge cover band fan, nor would I like to be in one. There is only so far one can go regurgitating other people’s songs.

At around 10:30pm I headed upstairs to because Santos Renuentes were supposed to have already started playing. I don’t know where Mark the Englishman had gotten to at that stage, I think he was off having a smoke somewhere. Santos Renuentes were fantastic. The lead singer, Sophia, had an absolutely fantastic voice. In fact, she sounded a lot like Gwen Stefani from No Doubt. That’s pretty darn good! Omar is a great bassist too. He’s got that whole bass player groove thing going on, and actually has a 5-string custom made Fender bass guitar. It sounded really, really good. The group as a whole was just amazing – hats off to Santos Renuentes!

The next act was called Cana. They most certainly didn’t look like a real rock band, but they sure as hell sounded like one! I must admit to start with I was only mildly impressed. However after they had warmed up they were fantastic! The lead singer sounded a lot like the singer from Hootie and the Blowfish. Good stuff!

I didn’t get the name of the last act. I don’t think they were on the list as three bands had already played for the night. They seemed to have a significant goth influence but their music still sounded pretty good. I had a chuckle to myself because when they were setting up there was a geeky goth band member with a Legend of Zelda t-shirt on. Ok, I’ll admit, I wanted that shirt. Truth be known, I wouldn’t mind that shirt and another one with Kid Icarus on it. That would rock! Anyway, the geeky goth was the gizmo guy in the band who used his laptop to generate effects sounds over the top of the guitars. It seemed to work pretty well.

I ended up leaving at around 1:30am to the most vicious rain I’ve ever been in. It was absolutely *bucketing* down. I couldn’t see 10 metres in front of me and I don’t know how the hell I navigated my way back home. I think that sort of rain is going to be the story of the weekend what with all these tropical storms and hurricanes hitting Florida. One really unusual thing I did see driving home was the clouds being illuminated orange and blue by the lightning. I haven’t seen that before. Weird.

Hasta luego

yeah, I’m still at work (7pm here) but I’ve been studying the directions for making it to Tobacco Road to see Santos Renuentes play (plus the other bands there!). I think I’ll be able to find the place… expect a review tomorrow!

Fort Lauderdale – the return. This time around I spent a bit more time actually walking around and enjoying the sights rather than trying to find some place at some address that was completely wrong. I had lunch at some European cafe and they actually had a pretty decent margarita pizza (or margharita – I see it spelt every possible way under the sun) – booya! I didn’t think I was going to be able to eat all of it, but my stomach thought otherwise. There was also a pretty good jazz band playing next door that provided a nice backdrop. The cars going past this place were all class – BMW, Mercedes, Jaguar, Porsche, Corvettes, and nothing like the equivalent of a Commondore or Falcoon.

Next we headed down to the beach. I didn’t bring any real swimming clothes with me but gosh darnit I wish I had! The water was so darn warm and I so just wanted to go for a swim. I’ll save that for this weekend, maybe. There are supposed to be hurricane warnings in effect which should be pretty fun (don’t worry Mum, I ain’t going to be going outdoors if there is a bleedin’ hurricane outside my door!) Anyway, after that we headed to a series of places all overlooking the beach. I was drinking lots and lots at each one. Luckily I didn’t drive so I drank some more. Eventually we got some food from the Hooters restaurant. Yeah, they actually had some pretty good food there – and a pretty good view of the beach among other things. I’ll have to take some pictures from up there so you can see what I’m talking about. I had some chicken strips that came with chili that could be either mild, hot, very hot, or 911. Can you guess which one I chose? After putting out the fire in my mouth (this time with something that wasn’t beer) I asked the waitress for a picture of her with my friend with the black eye from Friday night. I told her he had a pretty rough weekend and getting a picture with her would make his day. I’ll post it up once he scans it for me 🙂

After that I headed to the theatres to watch Collateral, the new Tom Cruise movie. I’m still a bit undecided whether I liked it or not. Watching my first movie in the US seemed… weird, and the movie had a completely different feeling to it. Maybe that was because Cruise boy is the bad guy. I had one problem with a scence in a danceclub where people were getting shot left, right and centre. It took a little while for people to clear out of the club – I know I’d be heading out of there pronto rather than running back and forth trying to steal more camera time. I ended up getting home around 1am. This again probably adds more weight as to why I’ve been so buggered this week (apart from pulling 12 hour work days… yeah, I’m a wuss, I know)

This entry is coming in late – mostly because I’ve been busy as heck at work and I’m just plain buggered.

I spent most of Saturday recovering from the previous night since I only ended up getting home at 4:30am or something like that. Saturday night I didn’t have anything planned – but that didn’t particularly worry me at 2pm in the afternoon. At 8pm however, I was starting to get worried so I called Chet the player to see what he was up to. He was at this place called “Roundup” – a country themed bar out west of where I live. I was told there were lots of guys wearing cowboy hats but hey, I wanted to meet some new people so I didn’t really hesitate. Chet the player hadn’t been there before either so it was all new for him too.

I rocked up to this place, had the security guard scrutinize my license details for ages and then a grin started to form on his face. I rewarded him with a “thanks mate” and moved inside. Whoa! I wasn’t really prepared for what I saw. There were lots of guys in cowboy hats but even more – there were dozens of people line dancing. Sheesh, they weren’t joking about it being a country bar! Some of the people had the biggest belt buckles in the west I reckon. I could see Chet and his friends right from where I walked in so I headed over to where they were, pronto.

Chet the player started chatting to some girls who I later found were from Miami – this was also their first time in a country bar, so we all had some common ground there. One of them had taken a keen interest in country music and was telling me the names of a lot of the songs. I sorta found this a bit weird since she was very South American looking, and South American and Country music just don’t go together. Anyways, I have to admit I did participate in some of the line dancing routines and, surprisingly, I had a ball! It was the most fun I’ve had in ages – I didn’t think synchronised dancing could be so fun! I am seriously contemplating at this stage in doing the line dancing lessons on Thursday nights from 7-9pm. Hehe.

So anyways, the girls we met up with promised me a tour around Miami – they were probably under the influence of too many Bud Lights though so we’ll see about that 🙂

Speaking of Bud Light, the ‘light’ doesn’t mean low alcohol content – just low carbs (everything over here is “low carbs this” and “low carbs that”). The alcohol content isn’t anywhere on the bottles so you have to guess at how many standard drinks you’ve had. The Bud Light commercials at http://www.budlight.com/index_flash.html are pretty funny but.

So after Roundup I headed back to Chet’s place to meet up with the rest of his group. He had Hootie and the Blowfish’s album on repeat for 3 hours or so. I ended up drinking some really bad red wine, crashing on the couch and falling sleep at around 4am. Is anyone getting an idea of why I’m so tired this week?

Soon enough I’ll write something about Sunday – which involved more of Fort Lauderdale, Bud Light, and Hooters.