Musak

You know how you get music that is so bad it’s good again? Wesley Willis is one of those people who has created such music. I heard one of his songs when I was watching “Supersize Me” and thought “I know him!” The guy is dead now unfortunately, but he did leave a treasure-trove of interesting ramblings. This website has the “Chicken Cow” mp3 that you can download of Wesley’s, as well as some other rather twisted, spaced out musak from other various “artists”. Here are some of the lyrics for “The Chicken Cow”

This beast attacked my brother

It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold

His hands were frostbitten

His hands were also numb

The Chicken Cow

The Chicken Cow

The Chicken Cow

The Chicken Cow

Gold! Here is an excerpt from another of Wesley’s songs, “I smoke weed”

I smoke my crack pipe every day

I have a good time at it

I jack my mother for dope money

I do it by threatening her life with a semi-automatic

I smoke weed

I smoke weed

I smoke weed

I smoke weed

Whoa, I better get some sleep. But before I go – I didn’t know The Hansons were still around, let alone releasing another album!

Kristian Golding

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