You're pretty cool for a guy who wears a kilt

Goldberg is a champion of drinking, there is no doubt in that. For his size I just do not know how he stays upright. I guess the only explanation is he has had a lot of practice. This story begins with the wedding of Adam and Emma. Matt was drinking hard at the reception and was getting more and more drunk. He came to me at some point and said “hey dude… doooo ya reckon youuu can dddrive me into town tonight?? ?? I need a liffffft in becosh I’ve been drinking a little too mussh.” (ok, it wasn’t quite that bad). I had no problem with this as I wasn’t really drinking at all (if you don’t know why then read back a few posts). ...

Mar 23, 2005 · 3 min · Kristian Golding

Back in Loxton

Ok. My heart rate has hit rock-bottom now. I’m now in the town where I grew up: Loxton, South Australia. It’s a country town about 250 km out of Adelaide with a population of around 7000. It’s a nice and tidy place to be - and I had my first schnitzel in over 8 months last night at the Loxton pub! I’m not feeling weirded out today like I was for the past few days. I’d say that I got over my jetlag but I never had any to begin with. Now I’m just wondering how the hell I’m going to be able to visit all the people I want to see while I am back here down under. ...

Mar 14, 2005 · 2 min · Kristian Golding

Where am I?

I’m back in Australia. Yes! It is true! I was keeping quiet about this because I was going to surprise some people but my cover was blown and so I’m telling everybody this now. I’m currently in Sydney hanging out with Nav and his mates. It’s all really fanbloodytastic here and I now realise how much I love and missed Australia. It’s an awesome country. I arrived here on Friday morning and will be heading off to Adelaide on Sunday afternoon. I’ll be hanging around Adelaide for about a week and then heading back to the USA. I’ll try and catch up with as many people as I can while I’m here! ...

Mar 12, 2005 · 1 min · Kristian Golding

Remember to pay your bills

Especially if you run a business. *Especially* if you run a nightclub! Angry webmasters have easy ways of getting their revenge. This is a screenshot of the website for “Life”, a club down in Miami: You can try checking out http://www.lifemiami.com for yourself. According to Google’s cache this website has been like this for at least the past 2 weeks.

Mar 8, 2005 · 1 min · Kristian Golding

Trawling the internets on a Saturday night

While I wait for this flu that I’ve got to go away, I’ve been finding crap on the net. Here is some of the crap I’ve found so far today: Starbucks craptastification of Starship’s “We built this city”, which I actually used to like listening to as a kid (the Starship version, not this shite). Oh, and don’t get me started on Starbucks! I’m not a huge coffee drinker but I’ll have a couple of cups a week. My god the coffee over here is generally crap. There are a couple of Euro-themed restaurants that seem to get the coffee right but not much else does. I was working late one night and one of my colleagues asked me if I’d like a coffee. I thought “Yeah, that’d be sweet!” I really started looking forward to my coffee. When he came back I saw that he’d visited the local Starbucks. My mood hit the brakes and swung in the opposite direction. Let me say this: I really, really hate Starbucks coffee. I drank it anyway because he’d gone to all that trouble to get it for me but I think that was the worst coffee I’ve ever had. I was even worse than when I had a Starbucks coffee in Australia. ...

Mar 6, 2005 · 2 min · Kristian Golding

More Christmas trip pictures

Are here. I’ve got pics of signs advertising a brothel called the “Shady Lady Ranch”, a nice pic of a Joshua tree, pictures showing my affection with roads going off into the distance, having fun riding bombs, and pictures of highly sophisticated and blossoming towns. UPDATE: When browsing Flickr photos, you may notice that you can’t view higher resolution versions of the photos. They’re making a stack of changes at Flickr, so this should be fixed in the near future. It doesn’t really worry me at this stage because god damn at least they’re actually making changes! ...

Mar 5, 2005 · 1 min · Kristian Golding

Something's going right

You may wonder why the hell I’m making this post at 5:18 in the morning. Well, I got back from work last night as sick as a dog and fell asleep straight away. I woke up about an hour ago but have so far been unsuccessful in getting back to sleep, so I thought I’d strum the guitar and crank up the compy. I then saw my dead iPod sitting on my desk. I remembered I was supposed to take it in for a warranty exchange a couple of days ago. I thought ‘well, there is no harm in trying to charge it again’. I put it in its dock and paint me green and call me Gumby, the bloody thing started charging. As you could imagine I’m pretty chuffed about that! I’m also at a loss to explain why it didn’t charge before, even when connected to my friend’s proper charger. Weird. ...

Mar 3, 2005 · 1 min · Kristian Golding

Panoramic pictures

For a little while now I’ve been looking for some good panoramic stitching software. Panorama tools has always been my first choice but I couldn’t find a suitable front end for it. That is until now. I’ve found a really good open source frontend called Hugin. I use this combined with Panotools and Photoshop to produce the panoramas. If you want to dabble in panoramic photography just follow the guidelines on what to do in the download section of the Hugin website. They have a pretty good summary of what other tools you’ll need. Then you just blend any seams between panoramas using Photoshop and these guidelines. ...

Mar 1, 2005 · 3 min · Kristian Golding

Calvin and Hobbes

A while back CJB started sending out Calvin and Hobbes cartoons. I had never really read the comic strip before, and it took me a little while to get hooked, but I rather enjoyed reading then after a while. This website has a whole stack of Calvin and Hobbes cartoons. Now someone just needs to do something similar for Footrot Flats, the comic strip I used to read as a kid.

Feb 28, 2005 · 1 min · Kristian Golding

RIP iPod

My iPod died a couple of days ago. I thought I just had to connect it to a proper charger to get it working again (not the USB or Firewire ports) but as I found out today - no go. I guess it caps off a brilliant week :-) RIP iPod. You saved my ass lots of times. Of course by using my warranty you’ll be replaced and forgotten about in the near future, but I’m thinking about you now. ...

Feb 28, 2005 · 1 min · Kristian Golding