Attack of the drones

Today when I arrived at work I witnessed something quite amazing. What I saw could be best described as a sure-fire way of finding redundancy candidates. At my work there are boom gates such that when an employee pulls up next to one, access into the facility is granted via waving an ID in front of the scanner to raise the boom gate. Sounds complex? No bloody way. So what do you think would happen if there was no boom gate? What if the boom gate had been broken off by some fuel guzzling SUV earlier on in the morning? Do you think people would analyse the situation and not bother scanning their ID because it isn’t fricken required? Some people would, BUT, statistical analysis showed over half the people wouldn’t. If you want comedy that comes in the “I can’t believe I’m seeing this” flava, all you have to do is watch this for 5 minutes to see that over half the people at your work are drones. ...

Aug 16, 2005 · 1 min · Kristian Golding

Insane

This week has been absolutely insane, hence, no updates. I think I pissed off a lot of car salesmen last weekend when I went looking for cars. That tired me out a lot. I think for most of the day I was saying “no, I’m not interested in buying!” They are extremely persistent buggers over here, much more so than what I experienced in Australia. Once they actually realise you’re not going to buy they turn into incredibly rude people. Mind you, I was looking at used car dealerships where they’re not really interested in forming a relationship with the customer so maybe that had something to do with it. ...

Aug 13, 2005 · 2 min · Kristian Golding

Crazy lightning

Crazy Lightning Flickr: Crazy lightning Over the weekend there have been some massive thunderstorms here in South Florida. Today in fact there was a strike so close that it made my speakers squeal from all the interference. Here is one of the shots I was able to get. The lightning in this shot was striking ground somewhere behind the apartment. Still pretty damn close though. ...

Aug 8, 2005 · 1 min · Kristian Golding

Err, pick another consulate

A little while back I had to book a Visa renewal interview at a consulate outside of the US. This interview was set for early September at the consulate in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. I actually would have liked to have found one in Canada because that’s further away and I can visit Mexico pretty easily from where I live, but I couldn’t even find free slots in Canada before the end of the year for some weird reason. It seems I’ll be trying Canada again though. ...

Aug 5, 2005 · 1 min · Kristian Golding

Car purchasing

I’m now getting pretty excited about the whole car purchasing thing, and I’m finding it quite fun to go about looking for cars. I felt I was restricting myself to the Pontiac Vibe/Toyota Matrix thing too much because I really hadn’t researched what else was out there. So I went for a walk around in a caryard to see if I could find anything that I liked. What was the closest caryard? The one just outside. There are probably a couple of thousand cars in the parking lot and this gives me the perfect opportunity to go around and look for something that fits the above criteria. I found one that caught my eye: the Mazda Protege5. This is based upon the reliable Mazda Protege platform and from what I’ve been reading on the Internets is pretty good value for money and very reliable. I’m leaning towards a second hand version of whatever car I get because, believe it or not, I’m in money saving mode at the moment and I’m really tightening down the screws so I can afford to travel around. ...

Aug 4, 2005 · 2 min · Kristian Golding

Percentage of valid voice mails

To my work number: 0% Every damn phone call I get is not addressed to me. It’s either to someone who no longer exists (1% of the calls) at my number, or some damn telemarketing company (99%). I get about two of these calls a day and always have some on voicemail when I get to work. I actually ended up putting my work number on the “do not call” list. Fingers crossed that works, although I’m not holding my breath… ...

Aug 3, 2005 · 1 min · Kristian Golding

One year in the US of A

Today marks exactly one year of me living in the US, up from the original 3 months I was supposed to spend here. By the end of August I will have officially severed the ties with my job in Australia and will be paid in US dollars. This also brings to an end the fantastic benefits of being an expat: free car, free accommodation and a daily spending allowance. I have already made plans to stay with a friend either as a flatmate or until I find somewhere else to live. I haven’t decided yet, but that decision can wait. ...

Aug 1, 2005 · 2 min · Kristian Golding

Flickrgraph

I found this cool Flickr app that shows the social relationships between people at Flickr. http://marumushi.com/apps/flickrgraph/ You just plug in the user name and off exploring you go. Mine is “daecks” (without quotes of course) and you’ll see how much of a lamer I am with only 2 contacts (currently, of course!)

Jul 29, 2005 · 1 min · Kristian Golding

How to nearly miss a shuttle launch viewing

Get up at 3:30 in the morning. Have a quick shower and then get the hell on the road because I’ve got to get to the Kennedy Space Center at 7am (3 hours is normally plenty of time. I’ve done this before. I’m a professional.) Cruise north along the I-95. When going through West Palm Beach, get delayed for over 1/2 hour due to a traffic jam at ~5 in the morning! ...

Jul 27, 2005 · 2 min · Kristian Golding

STS-114 Shuttle Launch

Edit - me from 2025 came to say: they’re fine. Here are some of the photos, no Flickr jump needed (original post below) Some of them have been uploaded to Flickr. There aren’t heaps of them as I got a bit experimental when taking the shots and I botched some of them up. Plus, I was shaking like crazy when I was trying to take the pictures. Eh, nuff excuses. The Flickr folder is here. ...

Jul 27, 2005 · 1 min · Kristian Golding